How the girls around the country scolded the boys

Beijing girl - I destroy you ;
northeast girls - I cut you dead ; ( originally ,
Guangdong girl - I hate you to death ; ( idea to kill ??)
Shanghai girl - and I whine you to death ; ( good way to go Oh ?)
Hebei girl - - I took the white towel Wusi you; ( perhaps even a towel and spray dichlorvos on what it )
Guangxi girl - I kill you ; ( direct enough , right ?)
Yunnan girl - I poison you ; ( think also, the birthplace of top five teaching thing !)
Hubei girl - I split you ; ( play machete 's )
Zhejiang girl - I rub you dead ; ( really the best way to die !)
Xuzhou girl - I strangle you ; ( gentle strangle you )
Hunan girl - I die you hot ; ( the same is not afraid of Hunan )
Sichuan girl - I die you cook in soy ; ( Spice Girls thing !)
Fujian girl - I'm covered with a hat you to death ; (estimated hats a little big )
Chongqing girl - - I killed you; (This powerful yo !)
Hainan girl - I get killed by your coconut ; ( not everywhere anyway, not white )
Xinjiang girl - I strangle you with a scarf ; ( the thought of all that itchy throat )
Mongolian girl - I used the foam die you horse ; ( do not think so !)
Tibetan girl - of course, is covered with cow dung with the consumption of the wall you alive suffocated Rights (which is also OK ?)
Suzhou girl - I do not add you (Note : Tim is the meaning of the Council for Suzhou dialect );
forum of the girls - I drank you to death . (Oh, too much irrigation )